I wonder what men are going to measure with that new app...

Most perforations in there are caused by objects going IN.

Someones tell the AVGN, he’s been saying Intendo for years.

Dan are you up to a C cup?  Looks good.

Explain.  The word you meant to use is explain.

Exactly how small are you?  Under 5 feet I’m guessing after reading this.

Dan you have an impressive bosom.

Wagyu steak straight up sucks.

“ by digging through a ghost track file uploaded by an expert ghost file uploaded by Nintendo”  What? 

Chris Hard-dick is back!

“other PS4 players who are keyboard-only”  I refuse to believe there are KEYBOARD only PS4 players of FPS games. 

BIGGER! BIGGER! BIGGER! - All gay men on Earth.

“If you sleep with men and are ever the penetrating partner with anal sex, a smaller penis is actually preferred.” I’m laughing so hard a few tears came out. This is absolutely UNTRUE.

I’ll give ya $3.50

“I’m glad here’s there”

I’ve stink-palmed a few people over the years but I’ve never done the piss shake.

Well the article I linked was written in response to the texts that have come out and shown that she is basically full of bs. The article you linked basically has comments from people that know him saying “Yeah he’s a bit of a dick”.

My heroes? I don’t like Hardwick one bit.

Already have and there’s nothing of substance in there.

I really hope there’s a follow-up to this now that the texts are out.