You know when we go to her house she puts the kids to bed and we go outside with the wine to the fire pit and vent about the assholes she has to deal with. 

Where...where did you live??

Lifeguard at a public pool where people regularly drowned. We pulled almost 400 people out in a single summer. Mind you this was one of those walk in pools so there is no reason to drown. Management would test us by throwing a fake plastic baby in the water to see if we noticed or we’d be fired. I regularly had to…

My first job was ridiculously mundane and full of exactly what you would expect from selling tickets at a local folk show. Bad jokes, old hippies, people arguing $10 was too much for a concert. Nothing.

Not even my first job, but an internship at a small but respected industry magazine owned by Conde Nast (I think they owned much more in the early 2000s than they do now).

Okay based on everything you’ve written here, I truly, truly believe that this...

When I hit the big 40 last year, I started really trying to loose the weight I gained with the tiny human. And I did. Mostly. Than the pandemic happened. I gained back 20+ pounds and added on 15 more. My birthday is now looming around the corner again and I feel terrible. So much so that I know I need to change that.…

That was gross but I want to hear more about the goat lady.

He probably thinks it’s either the car wash guy of the cartoons guy.

Selling a gov’t computer to the Russians, what could be more patriotic!

“Can we make this Sex and the City reboot sound worse?”

Fascist art is always kitsch. No matter how technically skilled the producer, the aesthetic is violated in service to a delusion.

It says ‘Molon Labe’, which is Greek for ‘Vapid Clown’.

So I think we managed to avoid getting Covid. Big human tested negative and tiny human and I have had no symptoms. Thank goodness !Not gonna lie tho, it was a stressful few days of wondering “ Is today the day we get sick. “ ... Being cooped up even more than usual, we finished our learning set on the Rainforest. Tiny…

I’m a 63 year old librarian and there’s no way I’d be able to stop myself from pantsing that guy.

I saw the picture, I didn’t have to click on the article. I blame myself.

said her daughter looks like an evil Disney villain, and another said that one of her sons looks stoned.

the internet itself wasn’t a mistake, setting up “social media” on top of the Net was the mistake.

The internet was a fucking mistake.

I’m afraid that Biden will say the nation needs to move on from this divisive time to heal, but at least he won’t pardon him like Ford pardoned Nixon.