At least you know you’re trash when you admit to Waffle House bathroom sex. That’s the first step to recovery.

I saw a Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks in San Francisco in the early 2000's. It was eerie.

I once gave myself a serious corneal abrasion when I jammed a hockey-stick shaped piece of moulded plastic into my eye. It happened as I was being given a tour of a facility that required hard hats and protective eyewear for visitors. Yes, I almost blinded myself with the arm of a pair of safety glasses.

Similarly, granulated and powdered sugar are not interchangeable!

Disclaimer: this was when I was about 8, but I started cooking fairly independently around 3 or 4 and have enjoyed cooking my entire life. This is also the disaster that is still brought up regularly almost 35 years later.

Animal rights? Has she met her brother-in-law?

Maybe, but she would still have biological advantages that can’t be countered like a larger lung capacity, a larger heart, stronger bone density, and longer arms and legs relative to body size, which testosterone doesn’t effect. I know I’ll probably get reamed for this, but honestly I struggle with how to balance…

I’m no right-winger, but I think this is a much more complex issue than has been perpetuated. Conservatives aren’t the only ones protesting this issue, though their (underlying, prejudicial) reasoning is certainly unique.

Yeah, they wanna serve to maintain the status quo of more brainless white idiots serving the public.*

*serving themselves

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

*eyeroll*

No, Jered... I don’t really think he’s reading comments on this site. In fact, if I’m being completely honest, I typed out that entire post pretty much knowing that he will never see it. But— and this is really important— I think you might be the only person here who requires that this be explained. 

Why are you looking at the photos?

I had dinner Saturday night with my wife’s joyfully pro-Trump, pro-authoritarianism family, and they’re laughing about this. They believe McConnell has no legal obligation to even allow impeachment discussion on the Senate floor (and they might be right), and even if they do the left is too disorganized and wishy washy…

Forget dropping this person from your xmas card list, just make sure his Christmas card is that selfie with Elizabeth Warren. 

Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”

I mean this is a guy with a big shit-eating grin IN PUBLIC a few days after the horrific murder of his BROTHER so that’s what kind of person we are dealing with.

He just got shot at, his brother and his brother’s wife got murdered by a MAGA racist... and he just stands there with that fucking shit-eating grin on his face as he trucks his tragically-orphaned nephew around for a photo-op.

Well if they did, they would actually offer a solution for it instead of just bringing it up every time there’s a mass shooting.

And it’s never attributed to mental illness or video games. It’s merely a handy thing to blame on the city’s “liberal policies.”