Nowhere did this article even bring up circumcision. Why is it so hard to stay on topic when it’s about an atrocity that’s done to women’s sexual organs? Why is it always, “We must discuss the penis first!”

Some of us, including Melania, were holding out hope that he would die or something.

This IS a league game.

This isn’t Nam. There are rules.

Morgan’s trying something? Really?

>Masterson is a terrrible actor.

did you see who we made president or

Parks and Rec is still the most socially relevant comedy. They even time travelled to the future (aka now) to keep that title.

I don’t see an issue with giving a very recent Navy widow a moment of national attention. Of course it’s political, that’s the point. I just don’t have a problem with recognizing her husband’s sacrifice even if it was at the behest of a habanero charlatan.

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

1) I didn’t see that

Now I miss Pinkham and Behind Closed Ovens.

Pop quiz!

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

You must conform yourself to the rigid ideals of this particular woman in order to be the right kind of feminist who does not conform herself to the rigid ideals of the patriarchy!

This is where she totally lost me.

But, see, you are mostly describing the wedding. I am not changing my last name. I am not having my father walk me down the aisle; if it were going to be anyone, it’d be my mom. White dress? Negotiable. It might be a soft color, but I am not going to do some stark white dress. The jig is up.

Is she fucking serious? If you are married, then you cannot be a feminist? What absolute horseshit. People listen to this woman?