Is it bad that I always read his name as “Munchkin”? :(

“Government getting smaller is objectively good!” they believe, not realizing that the overwhelming majority of “government” consists of hard-working, middle-class, 5-figure earners who legitimately work hard at their jobs and do good things for the country. 

Except this time, when they point their gun at the Exxon-Mobil mercenaries protecting said corporate land, they will be shot dead instantly and no one will give a shit.

I’ve been screaming this at the clouds for a long time now. Typical GOP line is that we need to dismantle government agencies to save jobs, not mentioning how many government employees will lose their jobs. A few weeks ago there was an interview on NPR with someone from a coal mining company who said that regulations…

If those Bundy fundies thought that the fed’s grazing fees were high, just wait until they get the invoice from Exxon-Mobil.

Sticking your fingers in your ears and shouting “both sides!” isn’t a nuanced argument and doesn’t convey and understanding. But OK.

HamNo, you fucking communist:

For better or worse, whoever is in office when the bubble pops is the one that will get blamed. The economic disaster gets blamed on Bush because he was the sitting president. If the market crashes today, it’s Obama’s fault. If it happens next Monday, 100% Trump’s fault. It’s a stupid oversimplification, but that’s…

It’s not good for the American economy when all the gains produced by increased productivity in the American economy go directly into the hands of the very tiny investor class. We don’t have to guess whether this is the case, because the stock market’s continual rise over years and decades has led not to any actual…

Or Ruth, of course.

That’s straight up ugly. And it reminds me of those red floatation devices that lifeguards use/Baywatch (Idk. I grew up in Vermont).

Or Taco Supreme

Look at it a different way…

I believe the markets dipped because the FBI attempted to meddle in the election again, and Clinton’s poll numbers dipped, causing panic that Trump might be elected. Nice try though. As for why they are up now: Trump is basically dismantling all oversight and regulation on his plutocratic buddies, while giving huge…

It’s almost as if the money doesn’t actually trickle down at all!

This is a shitty thing to have happened to her and the others, but I really love when Alanis is in the news.

The new Conti isn’t badge engineered. Unless you count platform-sharing as badge engineering, which is ridiculous. Luxury cars will never again be based on bespoke platforms, it makes absolutely no business sense whatsoever. Doesn’t stop things like the Rolls-Royce Wraith from being incredible machines.

No, no, no, stretched H2. Preferably strapped on to a Saturn V rocket aimed straight for the heart of the sun.

I am guessing that armor, EMP shielding, bullet resistant glass, and other safety features may drive some of the large proportions

I agree with you Bridesmaids comment, but have you seen the *original* pilot of 30 Rock, where Rachel played Jenna? She had the outrageousness down, I suppose, but I think Jane Krakowski does a much better job with the narcissism and the way she reads the lines. I know it's one unaired pilot vs. work on six seasons of…