Supermodels do not lose weight by accident. Their physique is directly proportionate to their ability to get work and make a living. Bela has the time, resources, inclination, and obligation to spend three hours a day working out in the same way Secret Service agents do, albeit for totally different reasons.

I’ve never liked Jennifer Aniston. There. I said it. She was the worst Friend (yes, worse than Ross) and her presence in Office Space took something away from what was otherwise a perfect movie. I don’t think she can act. There. Said that, too.

A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

Yes. At an average of $9.37/hr. Starbucks is one one of the best case scenarios for low wage workers. Hourly wages are about 29% higher than the Federal Minimum Wage.

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

“Benefits and stuff”!? For lil ol ME!?

Ha, he lays it all at Bridget Kelly’s feet? This fat asshole threw the sole woman under the bus. I hope she has loads of shit on him and just starts throwing it all.

There’s nothing to indicate that these were Clinton’s emails.

“So where’s it come from, you ask? The Austrian company Lenzing AG invented Modal in the 1960s and has led the way in its development ever since. They currently boast a modal production facility where cellulose is extracted from beech pulp to be spun into fiber, while almost all the chemical byproducts are recycled,…

“So where’s it come from, you ask? The Austrian company Lenzing AG invented Modal in the 1960s and has led the way…

Because you can only ever care about one set of rights at once. Also, people can never be part of more than one category of discriminated-against persons. No siree. Laverne Cox is just an elegant figment of our collective imaginations. /s

1. What damaging stuff? If you’re gonna try to troll, do it competently, okay?

My guess is that Trump expected Marla, the sidepiece, to stay a sidepiece as a good sidepiece does in his world, and Ivana needed to STFU and tolerate it. Except both of those things didn’t happen because it’s not the 1800s and women have options.

Fascinating, if depressing story. But, so...this Marjorie? This is the one he said he didn’t know?

Great piece. It’s disconcerting, to say the least, that journalists and other news sources are relying n the opinion of a Steven Siegal wannabe for insight into this country’s military stances. Jesusfuckingchrist. He sounds fucking nuts.

How many different restraining orders does it take before someone is involuntarily committed? Seems like there should be some correlation.

Unfortunately it is typical of jury selection. So, yes, if you have been robbed you would most likely not be be “valid” for a robbery case. If a family member was murdered, you would most likely not be “valid” for a murder case. It is the way jury selection usually works.

You’re right about the first sentence, you really don’t understand the article.

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