He is super wrong.

Not the best batch of tweets.

Just a thought, Chad.

Guess Chad Michael Murray on Agent Carter as the misogynistic-but-theoretically-not-as-bad-as-he-could-have-been character was perfect casting.

Is there ever a good time for sexual assault in America anywhere?

hi snek plz stay ovr thar

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

Bullshit.

And I don’t come to the comments section of Deadspin to read bad, repetitive, unfunny comments, but hey, here we are

Have you seen ‘Sploid lately?

“But I’m still gonna click on ‘em and whine in the comments!”

On 7/14/2015, the date of the article linked to, the DJIA stood at 18,000. Today it’s at 18,100. Hmm, maybe Hamilton was onto something when he suggested that maybe people just might want to preserve their money in an interest bearing account.

Dammit, no its not! I actually had to read to find out if that was true... you made me read you sonofabitch!

They’re all completely insane.

“Democrat wins the White House” is tenth you hack

Second smallest. Try again.

To be fair, while Trumps campaign is not the most terrifying act of terrorism in our generation, it is the longest.

The third biggest “tail risk” they fear, accordingto the survey, is “Republican wins the White House.”

Um no. Only a paranoid hysterical dimwit could read this article and come away thinking they implied Rose had anything to do with it.

Great! I just rolled my eyes out. You owe me new eyes since I can’t find mine because they rolled out.