Original cover image was better. This one looks like a McDonald's logo.

A Kentwood man was taken to Sparrow hospital with serious injuries after the pickup he was driving veered into a median

You are unequivocally wrong. If you put chicken on the grill it becomes grilled chicken. If you then put it in between two pieces of bread it's not still grilled chicken. It's a sandwich.

Bollocks. A sandwich is a way of serving something. A pile of corned beef without bread is just a pile of corned beef.

Wrong, you still have a patty.

Shut the fuck up, internet tough guy who probably warms the bench in D-league light contact/no fighting roller hockey.

*flexes in the mirror

I am a detective. When I was assigned to go pick up a prisoner with another detective out of state, we stored our service weapons in a hotel safe. The next morning the batteries had died so we called the front desk to have them come open it. The front desk asked if they could open it later and mail us the contents.…

Came to see if anyone had pointed out that the force required to bite through a finger is the same as is required to bite through a carrot, and that only the fact that it is a finger makes your brain stop yourself from doing it.

I used to do fine art installation in rich peoples' homes and there's nothing worse than the people who stick around while you're doing your thing, except for the people who do that and also chit-chat. Tell me where you want it all to go then fuck off; I've got the tools, hardware, and expertise to make sure it's…

Alright, can we just settle this shit now? The average American does not have sex 100 times a year. How many people do you know that have sex once every three days? Is it all of them? No, it is not.

LOL, virgin alert!!1!

And to top it off I'd rather be a hair slower around cones than do it looking like freshly promoted shift manager at Jack In The Box in the ugliest fucking turd with a giant wing since Nopi Nationals 2003

The only Hondas that deserve to be called classics are NSX and S2000. Any of the other ricer junk that they put out in recent past needs to be put out to pasture.

Who cares if it runs like Rambo? It still looks like Richard Simmons and that's the first thing people notice. Rebodied Cavalier.

Someone clearly has a boner for Cobalts.

Sure it will..... all the weirdos can fight over the THREE SRT 4 neons left in existence in 30 years..... if a bidding war breaks out, shit the price may break $10k (2043 dollars adjusted for inflation). You use to see them everywhere and now I never see them.

Comparing turbo Neon to a big block Cuda. lolol Might as well say that Civic SI and Integra Type R are future classics.

The Cobalt will never be a classic. It's gonna be same in the same boat as Grand Prix GTPs and Buick Regals with supercharged 3800. Sure they were fast but they are boring GM cars from the 90's. The Cobaltalier is no different.

Am I reading too closely or does "I fell off after making all that money" sound a little like a confession of at least being into some bad shit?