Read that in the middle of blowing my nose... I may have invented a new type of lol'ing.

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

You'd think the "Fox 5" in the corner would be a huuuuuge tipoff.

How is the cop not in the wrong here? He was blocking the lawyer, shoving him and the lawyer threw an (ineffectual) punch to get him off and then started hobbling back to his car, while the cop hobbled after him and then jumped him (awkwardly) from behind? The fact that the cop's wife was begging him to stop also…

The best way to cool down two hot-tempered men is to honk crazily at them.

OK, what was the point of the WWE move at the :30 mark? What was the plan after "I have him on top of me in a choke hold on the ground?"

I'm sure its not easy. If I had the money to hire a full time tax loophole accountant for my small construction business, I might make a "little" more money, but would probably be just enough to pay my loophole specialist. I'm sure the only trickle down Nike produces is the sweat running down Chinese kids back. Oh…

It's funny because it's a German-made car. Germany has a thriving economy and a social system that actually takes care of its people. But really, fuck those who can't afford shit like this, they just don't work hard enough.

Dawww, tough and stressful decisions, what a poor, poor baby, made to work so hard for such paltry remuneration. At such personal risk, which is actually no risk at all.

I mean the subset of the socio-economic spectrum who has benefited from a few decades of "trickle down"/"job creator" policy nonsense over the past 30 or so years use their gains for toys like this. My post was heavily doused in cynicism and sarcasm, if you couldn't tell.

It's the owner's car. They may do whatever they please with it. Wash it, don't wash it, drive it, don't drive it. The joys of ownership.

I just got engaged, so I'm in that period where I get to imagine how kickass everyone will say my wedding is without having to do any actual planning yet.

I was born in '88 too. I agree with everything you said, except I'm not a quitter so I'll spend my life trying to make a difference. Have fun running away from our country's problems instead of trying to help solve them. Can't you see that the "retire when I'm 40 and get the fuck out of dodge" attitude is just as…

You absolutely can reach kids without making them live in constant fear of the wooden spoon. However, a smack on the butt or a slap on the hand when a kid does something they shouldn't isn't assault with intent to maim, either. There's a middle ground that exists, where an awful lot of parents live and raise their…

And parents like you have created a society of men that beat their kids, and women that stay in abusive relationships. A society where you attack someone when you don't get what you want.

There is no doubt that soft parents exist. We all see them.

The fact that you're wrong, that's all.

Hey, thanks for the careful, well thought out and concise opinion. One of the little nitpicks I've had with Giz is that while they have an assload of information to give us sometimes I feel like I'm inundated (especially in their iOS 7 coverage) and I don't get the info I'm looking for without having to parse through…

Chad got what was coming to him. He plead out for assaulting a woman and got only probation, and then he doesn't take that probation seriously, then when showing up to court for his probation violation Chad shows up in a short-sleeved shirt with no tie. Then he continues to exhibit that he is not taking the…