Just twenty more ads and videos and I can read the next sentence in the story...

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

Shinies don’t have real value, just personal value. Most of the time, the things that increase shiny odds are things you have to actively work for, so you can determine how much work you’re willing to put into getting shinies or if you only want to run into them randomly. This is one of the few exceptions, and it only…

You must be fucking blind. I don’t even own any consoles (PC gamer) and don’t plan on it any time soon, but saying that doesn’t look much different means you’re either lying to yourself or need glasses.

Better than healthcare, amirite?

You make good stuff, people gonna copy!