Time to truck out this old chestnut:
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If I see this "One Weird Trick" thing in article titles one more time, I'm going to vomit.
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Promiscuity sounds exhausting. How do you juggle all those partners? I was briefly involved with a poly lady and (seriously, not to be judgmental!) she had to like, keep a schedule of when she could see all of us. That seems like way too much work! (EDIT: I'm also pretty disorganized. So.)
I love all the cute emojis they used when telling their customers their information was stolen! Teehee! Totes professional and it really give me the impression they're taking it seriously! TOODLES #makeup #vegan #we'readorabledon'tbemad!
you are TOTALLY 'that guy'.
My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.
A friend of mine worked at a coffee shop and had customers repeatedly come in to order "chino."
There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…
My partner and I told everyone that our child was an accident when in actuality, he was totally planned. For some reason, we knew that would sit better with everyone, from our super liberal anti-breeder friends, to his conservative parents who hate me and would fall over dead if they ever knew that we, being young and…
That plot was stolen from Titus Andronicus.
shakespeare predates the bros Grimm by a few centuries
"Then he took the rib out of man to make woman. And you know, a rib is a lesser cut of meat."
I dated my husband for a month before we moved in together. We've been together twelve years now, this summer is our 5-year wedding anniversary, and we have the cutest damn five month old baby you've ever seen.
White people names.
A family friend has a son who has Down's Syndrome and she is disabled now so he had to go into a care home and she's said that she loves him but if she had known early in her pregnancy then she would probably have aborted. I admire her for saying it, because I think even implying you would consider it will often get…
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