YESSS! I love this show so, so much. I hope they keep it on Monday night. It's a nice thing to look forward to on a rough Monday. :)

I would rob a bank. But I would never be a bank robber.

"They get to a point where they are in so much pain … they just sit at the bottom of a tree and scream."

Here's a great, highly informational & encouraging graphic from my OB/GYN's office.

Ok, I'm a lady person with some experience that runs counter to this argument. I had an ex who was remarkably large, and quite literally, 1 in every 3 times we had sex using a regular-sized condom, the condom broke.

I think a better solution than showing them that photo is to just say, "Really? 'Cause my last boyfriend's dick was MUCH bigger than yours is, and he always wore a condom."

True story.

First chlamydia and now this? Poor little buggers can't get away from the burning no matter what.

Tweet of the year so far.

Violet is the Gap of baby names.

The solution is for everybody to be named a randomized 10-digit number that is generated by a centralized organization & never reused. That is the only way to be sure your name is truly unique.

I honestly just feel sorry for this woman, because she's lost something beautiful, but she's too limited to ever really know it.

Goddamnit, Frank! Eating you drinks?! That is genius!

I tend to agree, but this past Christmas, my five year old cousin was drawing pictures of her older brother with x's for eyes. I asked why he had x's for eyes, and she said, very matter of factly, "because he is dead." When I asked why he was dead, she responded, "Because he spelled my name wrong." I thought it was…

I know this is supposed to be humorous, but it's kind of interesting how these two female toddlers are already being pitted together as rivals. Do they do this to male toddlers?

Just love your kids.

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

That's downright spooky, scary. But that's what happens when boys become men. Men gotta become wolves.