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It’s a little strange, but Kanye is said to like listening to his own music. You know what they say “When in Rome"

You know people give Kim a lot of shit, but she seems like a genuinely good mother (yeah she probably has a lot of help) and her daughter looks like a happy kid.

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.

I'm pretty sure that's where the Weasley family lives.

I'm from Fairbanks, Alaska. I think that says enough.

I feel you so hard on this. I trained two of my new managers, was promised a promotion never given it and then fired.

Our dog just likes to watch and my boyfriend thinks it's creepy. So I tell her to go to her kennel and then she just watches from there.

I'm so excited for this series! 1920's style eyelashes give me life.

My parents told me my real superhero origin story not too long ago. I asked my parents if I was a broken condom baby and my dad basically said. “We were stupid teenagers in the 90’s we didn’t use condoms." Then he gave me a thumbs up.

high five for using buxom. They were my first sephora purchase and the only mascara I've found that I love.

I guess all the people coming to my wedding are gonna hate me, because this is exactly what me and the mr are doing when we tie the knot. I'd rather take a once in a lifetime trip then have a bread maker.

So I know this will be in the greys/get me flamed, but I recently had a medical abortion and before I took the pills in the office to stop the pregnancies growth they made me promise that I was sure and this is what I wanted and made sure that it was my choice alone and I wasn't being pressured. I'm having a hard time

Not a really crazy way I guess, but I found out he was cheating because he'd "go out with his guy friends" Take my car because it was nicer and not answer his phone. So I called his guy friend asking if he could get my guy to call me back because I needed my car only to find out he wasn't with said Guy friends he was

I'm a huge fan of Bikke the chipmunk vines.

"rehoming" What the actual the fuck. These children aren't like pets on craiglist or some facebook sales page. I hope karma comes around and kicks his ass.

As somebody who lived in Alaska for a long time I can tell you they're aren't many bears in metropolitan areas. People concealed carry in Alaska just because you don't need a permit to do it and people open carry just to show off.

Thin mints are great, but I'm always going to be pissed about the discontinuation of All-abouts.

I wish I could say this was shocking, but I lived somewhere where -30 is the norm during the winter and people still left small children and pets in the car. It's gross the most you can do is call the authorities and hope they get what they deserve a lot of the time. Or if you're me you go into the store and make a

My relationships usually last around 1 year to 1 1/2 a year. Normally by then I always feel like I'm putting in too much effort and getting nothing in return because I only ever seem to date guys who seem to be ambitious and then turn out to be total slackers.

The best time I ever quit a job was when I was nineteen. A family member owner a coffee shop and I worked there for just over two years. The things that made me want to quit was 1) I was refused time off to go on family vacation(said owner/family member did go on the vacation) and it was the last time I would have