Jon Scheyer prank backfires on friend

I prefer to Tumbl from my treehouse.

@WipeMyPujols: CAN ANYONE BE THIS GOOD? is what really makes that SI cover. Lulz.

At one point, they missed 18 straight shots.

Isn't he the host of "Tosh 2.0"?

@Stinky McBritches: Shitshow?

I see how long I can let go of the wheel and stay in my lane.

K.

@tastes_like_burning: and America.

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.

@jlana245: He looks like a 50 year old Jewish woman named Terri.

Butler players went to class today? Jesus... way to prove you're not ready for big-time college sports, Butler!

As a Maryland grad, I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of Duke Hatred and I must say, this year's Duke team's is just sublimely hateable.

Contact patch, meet nicotine patch.

Gordon always performs best on the back stretch!

HEY TIGER, I FEEL YOU HAVE COMPROMISED YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE AND POSSIBLY DAMAGED YOUR ABILITY TO ENDORSE SUCH VAUNTED CORPORATE BRANDS AS NIKE AND ACCENTURE.

@theart: Have you seen the Kat Williams bit about people who drive 300s because they look like Bentleys?

Acura Integras

Look at the size of Duke's endowment compared to Butler's. Holy shit. Butler is going to feel mighty inadequate tonight.

Please tell me that thing has the interior murder cage a la "Death Proof."