Those signs are fucking retarded. Hello U.K., your homegrown rapacious assholes are just as capable of tossing a club down the shitter as any Yank.

@FordTuffMcgruff: That line opens up all kinds of possibilities that there's some kind of serious problem with the rear seats. I'm guessing hundreds of jizz stains.

I am the original owner and purchased this 2003 Grand Am in June of 03. It is Fusion orange color

@timestep: Ninja 250, EX500, GS500, pretty much any supermoto or smaller dual sport.

@scottlewis19: Last year I rode a friggin ancient 1978 KZ1000 with the throttle locked and no hands on the bars for about three miles... in hilly-ass WEST VIRGINIA.

@Sapper54: My wife hates bikes.

@87CapriceEstate: Gyroscopic forces are your friend! Once you're moving at more than 5 mph or so, modern motorcycles feel incredibly stable and planted.

And still not even the scummiest NBA owner in the New York metropolitan area...

Edgar Oliver (just google him and listen to him talk about his childhood on "The Moth." Strangest voice ever.)

@CahbonFiabah: Stop being such a pansy. Life is really boring if you never take any risks.

@MaWeiTao: You know, we all get annoyed by the squids doing wheelies, but who is it hurting? People just love to be offended by other people enjoying life.

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - Snap Countersteer FTW!!!:

@jedimario: Regarding lap times... the fastest cars easily outperform the fastest bikes, mainly due to having a much bigger contact patch. If you let Rossi take his Yamaha around an F1 circuit, he'd lose.

11. All you have to do is put some street tires on a dirtbike and you have a new sport.

@protomech: Another safety factor is simple that riding with big groups like those folks in Phoenix is inherently dangerous. You have so much less autonomy for evasive maneuvers when you're surrounded by other bikes.

@GreenN_Gold: YES. brilliant.

12. When the Nazi Zombie Apocalypse arrives, my vehicle of choice would have to be this: The fecking diesel KLR 650.

@rocketrodeo: Yeah. That was my point!

- PT cruiser drivers (left lane campers)

@Dominic Chan: This is awesome. Especially with that welder's mask thing on her head.