@Johnny Perfect Wave Utah: They're gonna have carnival rides at the Gathering! Which raises the question of who will actually be operating the carnival while ICP is in town...

Out-of-control self-entitled police officers vs. Out-of-control self-entitled hipsters.

The Onion published its own expose. Very sordid indeed....

@Juancho: She'll probably just argue that she was so upset she didn't notice he had jumped on the back.

What a horrible way to die. And those poor, poor kids.

@BuddyGuyMontag: N$#%$%% shoes sounded bullshitty. It just doesn't sound like something a grizzled old gym teacher would say.

This is what happens when you let Lattimer smash car windows willy-nilly.

I think this captures it nicely:

@TommyAce: Video Chris Mullins?

@The Gigolo JDR: Gawd. Devendorf, forgot about that character.

G) Bubb Rubb, the club's first choice, had already accepted a position with the 49ers.

@roland_t_flakfizer:

we'll look back at this situation and the management of head injuries the way we look at leather helmets, the Wing-T and Bobby Bowden.

@zerofritz: Amen.

I havent' seen a duck misused that bad since Snookie couldn't figure out the duck phone on "Jersey Shore."

Isn't Charlie Pierce known for being "something of a hound" himself?

Look, the woman is TOOL ACADEMY GRADUATE.

GasGas up the AssAss.

Approximately 1983. I was sitting in the back seat of my grandparents' old mid-60s Lincoln Continental (it mostly just sat under a cover) when my mom decided to give some family friends a ride home. Long story short.... we stalled at the top of driveway and the car rolled back down through the carport and straight…

This calls for Blood Atonement.