I don’t mean to bring people down on the weekend, but at this point, it’s still more likely he gets reelected than impeached.

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

Jesus. Who’d have thunk that in 2018 America so many stupid, half-literate white people would rush desperately to the defense of an old racist rich guy who owns a totally useless business that profits by underbidding and cutting corners, who created some of the ugliest branding in the history of capitalism, who has a…

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

[slaps the bong out of Albert and Patrick’s hands]

1. Space is scarier than the ocean.
2. Things in the Ocean are scarier than things in space.

I shouldn’t take this bait, but:

Oh, well played.

He’s like a confederate statue out there!

This is a major major major major comment.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

Louisville now joins the ranks of things in Kentucky that don’t have a Papa.

It’s now the conspiracy theory party. Full on transition. A few years ago, we used to laugh at Alex Jones and condemn his stupid thoughts. Now those same thoughts are on Fox News and being repeated by Senators and House members. It’s legit frightening how stupid a large portion of our country is.

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

A good case could be made for Roberto Clemente also.