Totally not high.

Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.

Not sure what your definition of “dual-threat” RBs is, but Howard and Collins both average about 1.4 receptions and 10 receiving yards per game.

Oh, he’s aware

My god, it’s full of Drew.

Oh this is more well-done than a Trump steak.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

It’s not a mischaracterization. You said it yourself: they want their kids, who already have every advantage, to continue to hoard privilege and deny upward mobility to those who have no advantages. They want to increase the gap between have (white) and have-not (non-white), simply based on arbitrary circumstance of…

I kinda hope this gets cross posted to jez to watch the heads explode.

The behavior of the parents is why I laugh when folks try to tell me a public school education is equal regardless of if you live in the city or the suburbs.

The are a direct line from the Little Rock parents.

Even I, the Platonic ideal of a mediocre white man

Even I, the Platonic ideal of a mediocre white man, don’t agree with myself 100% of the time. It’s honestly closer to like 45-50%.

How does one go from “Bush doesn’t care about black people” to supporting the most overtly racist president in US history?

Its Pittsburgh, nobody native hears the wheezy breathing.

So over these tiny breeds. What’s wrong with regular Starburst?

This is why we’re all here Chris. To use our weird obscure knowledge to dazzle and amaze everyone anonymously.

That solution is so good, it's actually terrifying.