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Sounds like you need a new wife, as her tastes are fucked.

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VA has some weird middle ground. If Big Jim fails me, I can take it to get fixed wherever I want and return to Big Jim to have it re-inspected for $1, or I can go to a different guy, lets say Little Mac, and have it inspected for $16 since I’m convinced Big Jim is lying. Well if it turns out he was, I get refunded my…

Did you just use “trustworthy” and “government-run” in the same sentence? Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

sedans are stupid and impractical

$68k for a Boxster S?! I feel bad even typing this but that’s a lot of money for a 4 cylinder. After a few options I’d just get one of these.

Am I doing this right?

he’s partially right. the “constitutional right to travel” simply means you have the right to travel between the states without being taxed or impeded in any way (apart from restrictions during and after criminal proceedings.)

Mama says Toyota gets so much hate cause they got all them cars and none of them is sporty.

Calling BS on the Camry (and Toyota lineup in general) having a humble and honest look. Toyota has the most overstyled cars on the market. The current Camry, before the refresh, was humble. The newest one and it’s massive grille are the opposite of humble.

I’d rather have an Audi with switchgear from a Golf and a bespoke drivetrain instead of bespoke switches and the same crappy 2.0L i4 and Haldex AWD... but you know, whatever floats your boat.

I.... I don’t think gross human rights violations, government instituted racism, sexism, bigotry, public executions without trial, mass rape, and legal child molestation are civilized.

The challenge with this configuration would be on how to stop women from barraging you with their various undergarments, and men constantly throwing their lunch money at you.

That top view is - and I’m using a technical term here - the tittyballs.

Hnnnnnnnnnnng

Their shared use of flying buttresses behind the cabin, LED running lights, and wheels that are round do suggest some serious collaboration.

Wait, you mean a dealer won’t take your car for more than KBB and sell it for less?? Holy Shit!

Your next column, Doug: