Geez, Patrick, what an article. I have tears in my eyes after reading this. I feel your pain. I really don't know what to say other than.........good riddance to Virginia.

No, that would make it MORE awesome!

have one day a week when its just 17 year old kids in their riced out hondas run it... that will ruin anything

Prohibit cars from entering the track, make it the longest bike path in the world. Every weekend it's Rad am Ring!

Surefire way to ruin the Nurburgring: chipseal the whole surface of the course

The same way we ruin everything. Put a Starbucks drive-through in the middle of it.

Speed limit.

It all depends on how much you want to skirt the rules in California. You can always find a skeevy shop to give you a pass if you have a tuned car, especially if you put $500 in the right person's hand. However, if you actually want to do it right and follow the rules then all of those after-market parts that are…

Are you disagreeing with CNN? Surely you must be an accomplice in the war against women! Your Beetle won't save you from Nancy Grace's wrath!

I consistently piss off everyone. Probably why I'm here.

+1, who the fuck cares if the car's emissions equipment perfectly matches the factory spec? All that matters are the emissions themselves!

I wish California's Luftverschmutzung Führer would allow gonzo engine swaps. So many great car bodies with anemic engines still strangled with piss poor smog controls.

I'm surprised he didn't compare the 7sp manual to Porsche.

"Look, I know you think this is crap, and that I only bought it to demonstrate my love for Garth Brooks, but, trust me, it's tremendous."

How do you imagine your alot of music to look? I'm envisioning him having music note patterned fur.