Doesn’t syphilis end up eating holes in your brain and causing insanity before it kills you? I’m not saying we’d be able to tell the difference because he’s just a rancid fuck all around but now I’m curious.

ISN’T THAT WHAT HITLER HAD

Also, how can we get tested if they are shutting down Planned Parenthood and repealing the ACA?

Muppets that are constantly being fisted...

Seriously. It is as if people don’t understand that there are more depths and types of love than eros (eroticism.) There is also storge (empathy and caring), philia (friendship love as strong as your family ties), and agape (unconditional love.) As the Joker tends to be depicted as frenemy, his relationship would fall…

If I ever have to get a mugshot, I’m going for “cartoonishly terrified.”

Those are impressively bad attempts to look tough in the guys mugshots.

Trump’s guys also broke the law by talking to the Russians about sanctions after we kicked them out. I would hope that the next administration wouldn’t let bygones be bygones, but rather bring ALL of these people up on charges. Every single one of them, Trump included (cuz you know he’s going to break the law 500…

I’m swapping out Booker for Duckworth. A real enforcer. I wouldn’t cross her with a team of Sherpas.

Yes to Harris, no to Cory Booker. He talks the talk but his voting record is sketchy.

I personally am praying for Harris-Duckworth.

In related news, Kyle Shanahan decided against a short run to the White House and will instead, pass.

It’s easy:

I would go just so I could pull my hand back and slick back my hair right when Trump went to shake it. I’d be a hero to all the other secret detainees in Guantanamo.

I want to see this movie. But no one I know wants to go.

Wait... what?

I like the article overall, but I can’t agree with this:

As much fun as that would be, I’d just as soon he stay out of there and not roll the dice. A bird in the hand, and all that.

Somewhere Rob Deer is pondering why the Brewers let him walk. Just kidding, Rob Deer never knew what a walk was.