Complete sentences, running a casino, keeping a wife, logical thought, class and decorum...
This was mine:
“Malcolm...X? That’s it? No last name? Sad.”
Them, too!
Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.
- Their Hair: When can you touch it?
Wow. Talk about a blast from the past. He decided to take us back... to the antebellum period. Big surprise there.
I watched this live and I was like, “FuuuuCK!!!!”
The people over at Full Frontal were kind enough to leak the White House’s entire itinerary for the month:
Douglass’s new album drops on Tuesday.
“We’re sending surrogates to places where we think it makes sense to promote our agenda,”
My sincerest hope is Trump gets rowdy and sues the press on something that exposes him to discovery before he’s prepared to cover it up.
Part of me hopes so. I’m so concerned about the state of the media that I believe they need a strong shock to the system to get back on track. It’s as if they haven’t reviewed any Murrow tapes to see how the job is done. They still haven’t figured it social media. My hope is they use this and forget about polls and…
Well dont send that one anywhere....
What about the bad people with bad intentions that are already in the country?
What about the bad people with bad intentions that are already in the country? Like, homegrown terrorists? Why won’t anybody answer that? JFC. Can we bring back Celebrity Death March and I get top billing with Spicy Facts and Paul Ryan?
Good news everyone! POTUS just gave us the okay to call it a “Muslim Ban” if not something more accurate.
Whether she is the least qualified or not, it’s hard at this point to not feel that we’re all completely fucked.
I’m sure she has a small army of sycophants that she will flood the upper echelons of the department with.