IT’S NOT HOUSAH IT’S QUAID

Don’t let that sportscaster ever call any combat sport. If he thinks the goalie “stumbled down” he missed 2 punches that landed and a head that smacked on the ice

That turned to shit faster than a Skyline 3-Way.

Mark,

Give me a call when you want to seem like a shooter but you’re horribly inefficient.

Mark,

Give me a call if you want a good time.

-Street Walker

May. I add to everyone’s apprehensions?

You’d have to hire them all from the Lake Wobegon School for Refs.

Give me a call if you want a roundhouse kick to the face.

Steele Probes Cause Release of Blatter and End in Golden Shower.

Given the kind of season you’re having, just give me a call.

Mark,

Mark,

Give me a call if you wish to die horribly and be remade into a wight beyond The Wall.

-White Walker

Call me when you want to know what it’s like to be kissed by your hot sister.

Give me a call when you need help crossing against the light.

Cuban is right, you know. I join him in looking forward to the day when the quality of refereeing is good enough that every official is ranked in the top 50%.

Give me a call if you want to know how to handle street corners!

Mark,

Cuban Missedcall Crisis?