Is nickelback the supporting act of the Creed comeback tour?

Cooper: (leashed to a tree in the front yard, gazes longingly through the window at the food, light, warmth and merriment inside)

Peyton proceed to choke on his potatoes.

Archie: Kids knock it off. I’m equally disappointed in both of you.

“Greatest generation” usually refers to the one that lived through the Depression and served in WWII

A guy who has 4 rings on his hand by playing a grand total 1,256 minutes in those seasons should know all about entitlement.

the Leafs for maximum apocalypse.

Take it to the fucking bank.

Too fucking soon, and I’m not talking about the election.

In Russia, the Bears are actually a threat.

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

Am I naive to assume any woman not a relation by blood or marriage is a “Hoe” or a “Bitch” to these men.

Diana, you’re strong AF.

Only thing i agree w/on the Mchale part of the Simmons take is that Mchale was indeed the most unstoppable low post player. Ive been watching the NBA since the late 70s and im a lifelong Laker fan fwiw

LeBron’s Cavs channeling the 2004 Red Sox

This article is somehow worse than you imply.

Hunter S Thompson is really hard to read these days.

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

Coincidentally, starting in 2017, the President’s Weekly Radio Address will be known as “Toucher and Rich.”

“I took a shot.”