One way or another, a Browns QB is going to go out and get smashed.

You got to wear a cup while catching?

You can’t spell Griffin without ‘IR’. Just, not in that order

So you’re mansplaining mansplaining mansplaining to me.

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

I’m following you just based on your name. For any ladies who don’t know what it means, I’ll be happy to explain it to you.

The state where you can literally have a gun range in your back yard a hundred feet from your neighbor’s house and they won’t let her live in a tree?

“Chasser is pretty clearly not hurting anyone, besides possibly herself in a hurricane situation.”

They’ve given up on trying to talk to us and are gossiping bitchily behind our backs.

Fa love Pa! But after all these years, do they have a blog yet? (Dlog?)

No way, I do NOT want to learn Dolphin only to find out Dolphins are complete assholes!

I haven’t seen an island so thoroughly destroyed since the last time Godzilla took a sojourn through Japan.

Revis Island was a vacation destination yesterday, with all you could eat toast buffet.

He also cost drooling idiot Woody Johnson $100K for blatant tampering just before he hit free agency.

Meanwhile, Larry Fitzgerald looked ageless last night and is planning on retiring after this season.

Green is a fantastic receiver, to be fair. But if you get beat ten out of ten for 180, that’s not ‘a bad day’, that’s brutally ineffective. And that’s while the QB is being mollywhopped for seven sacks! Imagine what happens when the Jets face an O-line that buys the QB a little time to set up plays!

“HE LOOKED MOWA LIKE ‘STATEN ISLAND’ CUZ HE WAS GAHBAGE!”

I view Revis going back to the Jets as him doing Belichick a favor; he effectively screwed over NY one last time by getting them to pay him big bucks while knowing full well that he was about to decline into obscurity. God bless that man.