There was an event on campus last night (I’m a graduate, and have been keeping up through our school newspaper and alumni Facebook group) where the other administrators said Fabian couldn’t have said that because “we know him” I can't fucking believe them.

I love the “we have evidence, but we can’t show you because privacy” defense. Seriously, if you feel the allegation are incorrect, there is such a thing as redacting personal information from a form and releasing that.

I find myself critiquing that outfit the Johnny from Airplane’s voice.

How dare you boo that?!?! While the rest of the continent has fallen into a peaceful Friday afternoon slumber, BosoxBob is still firing puns at a Tuesday morning, after two coffees, level. You go BosoxBob. You go for all of us.

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boo

This is a nice stab at a joke.

“deeply saddened” means “annoyed you’re stirring up shit and now we have to do damage control”

“Chris, I want...maybe need you to come with me to this.”
“No problem, honey.”
“This is going to be really hard to go through and you’re support has always carried me through hard times.”
“You know I’d do anything for you.”
“I know. And that’s why I’m going to ask, this is a big deal and there’s going to be a lot of…

So awful it’s spectacular.

Desperation?

What the fuck is that on his face?

Pictured: The Safety Dance

Here we have a bear who seems to have stumbled into unfamiliar territory:

You can shoot pigs out of it.

I would normally post a Mitch Hedberg quote, but I don’t have the heart to do it today. I just found out I got laid off. Everyone have a nice day.

Check out the early ones where Cards fans shit their pants all over the place.

This is wild. Like a new iPhone unveiling

Yeah they did. And the Mets took their place as the second Wild Card team.