I need a new pair of Died-on-the-Cross trainers.

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

Adidas overpaid to reach Tebow’s core audience segments. Sportswriters don’t wear sneakers and Trump supporters don’t exercise.

It is easier to a camel to go through the eye of the needle than it is for Tebow to throw something through it.

I can’t wait to start Tebowing every time I miss the cut off man in slow pitch softball.

Well considering this is what judges thought of women and children who came out as victims of rape, that kind of law is not surprising:

Sure. You have to look at how we’ve changed how we’ve defined rape over the years, as well as how we’ve changed how much we care about it.

Because of the constitutionally-protected rights to free speech and free association.

I wish people who didn’t serve would stop talking about all their relatives who did as if it makes them somehow better and wiser than everyone else.

As usual, my hero Julie DiCaro is on point:

Tony Stewart tried it yesterday and twitter gathered him up real quick

“You know what who we haven’t had weigh in on this issue? The rape guy. Let’s get him on the phone.”

Can we get away from the false equicvalency that not standing for the pledge of allegiance is the same as simultaneously shitting on the graves and in the mouths of people in the armed forces? Kaepernick has the right to not stand and express dissatisfaction with this country. Unless it’s coming from a white old dude…

Y’know, the thing about this whole thing that sticks out to me the most is that we’re making such a big deal out of, and drawing so much attention to, one guy’s choice to sit down during a song, whether that was ok to do or not, instead of the very thing that Kaepernick is trying to bring attention to, which is the…

Couldn’t agree more. The American flag and national anthem stands for all those people who died at Normandy or Tripoli so that Ben Roethlisberger could play football.

To clear things up once and for all, here is a picture of Higgs:

damn, the worst busted trojan story ever.

What a relief. As a USC alum, I was getting worried we weren’t going to get any players arrested this season.

“Frankly, we’re shocked and appalled about this suspension. I mean, do those assholes not know anything about proper story manipulation?"—Baylor Athletic Department response