Only six points at halftime for Burgundy? Not exactly a vintage performance.

Right? I don’t think Fisher had control of Harrison’s head long enough before hitting the ground for that to be considered a completed hold.

So this is Aaron Rodgers’ dad...

If Kelce was so concerned about holding, then he should have tried holding onto the ball on that long throw down the middle that he dropped.

Concussion protocol in the final five minutes:

Well, somebody was going to.

“I walked away feeling like I had just talked with a man who genuinely wants to make a difference in this area,” Harvey wrote on Twitter.

Those poor animals that have to live in the freezing cold Arctic regions. We should really do something to make them more comfortable, something comparable to wrapping up in a blanket to preserve body heat. We could call it, for lack of a better term, “global warming”.

Why is Donald Trump arm wrestling Kenny Loggins?

“If you want to fucking read it yourself, here’s the goddamn book, you little shit...”

Men need to follow the President-Elect’s example and grab pussies instead of penetrating them.

Joseph: “We’ve been abstaining and you still got pregnant, Mary? JESUS CHRIST!”

Hey, don’t blame Klay for being a Peanuts fan:

So Bo was the original P.K. Subban.

“Kids these days!”

You mean he got paid a lot of money to get injured?

He’s totally qualified - he has experience digging into things.

...replay reviews to determine exactly whose ass the ball bounced off of...

Given what happened in last year’s finals, the Warriors are giving him this position:

Sawx fans disguised in Cleveland Indian uniforms break into Kappy’s, steal all the beer made in Noo Yawk, and dump it out into Boston Hahbah (improving the water quality in the process).