You mean he got paid a lot of money to get injured?

He’s totally qualified - he has experience digging into things.

...replay reviews to determine exactly whose ass the ball bounced off of...

Given what happened in last year’s finals, the Warriors are giving him this position:

“Now you tell me.”

You’d think that people would be careful with something as potentially dangerous as dihydrogen monoxide.

Sawx fans disguised in Cleveland Indian uniforms break into Kappy’s, steal all the beer made in Noo Yawk, and dump it out into Boston Hahbah (improving the water quality in the process).

Come on now. A disaster movie where a meteor hits Boston Harbor and obliterates the city (with a resulting tsunami wave surging inland to take out Gillette Stadium) would be a blockbuster everywhere but in New England.

“I mean, I’ve got information that can sink countries. I just don’t need to bury banana republics every day. It’s not my M.O.”
- Vladimir Putin

Yeah but Dean Spanos doesn’t know jack.

Wait, doesn’t Philadelphia have the battery symbol trademarked?

The last time Jack Sock went between the legs, things went swimmingly—a clean winner.

Frankly, he’s been my favorite Celtics player since shortly after the Rondo trade. The guy busts butt on both ends of the floor, and has worked hard to improve his game. I don’t get the same sense about the fans as you do. I think he’s liked well enough, but fans wouldn’t mind seeing a better player at his position…

He’s also in favor of a Wall.

But in the end, Spanos’ efforts to find a new stadium are now in their 16th year, with no solution in sight.

I wonder, if there were impeachment proceedings, whether the Democrats might consider opposing the move. In effect, they’d be saying to the Republicans, “You created Trump, you own him.” Keep letting Trump screw up, do unethical things, and tweet stupid stuff, and reap the rewards 2-4 years down the road.

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”
- Antonio Alfonseca

This is not correct. In regulation, if both teams have two men in the box and one team draws another penalty, the player goes in the box, but his penalty time doesn’t start ticking down until one of his fellow offender’s penalty expires (with said player staying in the box until the next stoppage).

It’s his own fault for pronouncing it “PEE-za”.

Thanks to your wordplay I now have the image of Chris Berman fucking and admiring himself in a wall mirror.