“I had to be with my family.”

But, just in case, he brought along Yankees president and True Rich Asshole Randy Levine...

The All-Star rosters are out, and they’re pretty good because they were chosen by the NHL and not the fans...

I thought that the back of the Buss was a pretty shitty place to be.

You’re oversimplifying things here. Sure, the Dems overestimated their support among blue collar workers in the Rust Belt. But the candidates’ entrenched bases were not as large as you seem to be implying. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have seen the significant swings in the polling, such as when Hillary’s 8% lead shrunk to…

That was more a comment on how the NFLPA represents star players much more so than your average player.

There’s no need to project anything with Brady - simply evaluate what he actually did. You know what he did in those 12 starts? He won more games than Rodgers did in 16 starts.

So it matters how much worse your backup is, but not how well you actually play or what your team’s record is. Gotcha.

First of all, what constitutes “routinely”? The guy almost never misses a start. And as for the first four games this year, they barely beat a Cardinals team that was much worse than expected, and got shut out at home by the Bills. That hardly qualifies as “playoff-caliber ball”.

Are you referring to the guy who had an 11-1 record and set an all-time record for TD/INT ratio? Yeah, he had a mediocre year.

Well, it’s not like this guy is Tom Brady.

“Those are just numbers that you put in the paper that don’t mean anything.”

Well this year, maybe some guys dressed in Blue Jackets.

Trump probably has these guys in mind:

“Shit, huh?”

To attract new fans from among the alt-right, the Cavs will refer to the combination of Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love and Kyle Korver as the KKK.

Of course he traveled - it’s a long way from Georgia.

On the other hand, no team with a player named Zaza has ever blown a 3-1 playoff series lead.

Rex Ryan has been around long enough to know that when the front office starts making personnel decisions without him, something is afoot.