There’s no need to project anything with Brady - simply evaluate what he actually did. You know what he did in those 12 starts? He won more games than Rodgers did in 16 starts.

So it matters how much worse your backup is, but not how well you actually play or what your team’s record is. Gotcha.

First of all, what constitutes “routinely”? The guy almost never misses a start. And as for the first four games this year, they barely beat a Cardinals team that was much worse than expected, and got shut out at home by the Bills. That hardly qualifies as “playoff-caliber ball”.

Are you referring to the guy who had an 11-1 record and set an all-time record for TD/INT ratio? Yeah, he had a mediocre year.

Well, it’s not like this guy is Tom Brady.

“Those are just numbers that you put in the paper that don’t mean anything.”

Well this year, maybe some guys dressed in Blue Jackets.

Trump probably has these guys in mind:

“Shit, huh?”

To attract new fans from among the alt-right, the Cavs will refer to the combination of Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love and Kyle Korver as the KKK.

Of course he traveled - it’s a long way from Georgia.

On the other hand, no team with a player named Zaza has ever blown a 3-1 playoff series lead.

Rex Ryan has been around long enough to know that when the front office starts making personnel decisions without him, something is afoot.

When Jack hits a winner on match point, he calls it his money shot.

Nah. This mattress is all that Tom needs:

Deciding on sleepwear? TB or not TB? That is the question.

Looks to me as if the ball release and the foot hitting the floor occur about at the same time:

What? Trying to hit a guy in the hands but instead hitting him in the head? Of course he could have.

Not true. Kobe sometimes put his balls in the wrong place.

...punctuated by the frozen claw and vigorous hip-thrusting.