You need to understand that there have been a series of propositions both in the city and county of San Diego over the years to fund a new stadium, and none of them have passed. I’m quite confident that the residents of San Diego are comfortable with letting the team leave and spending their money on more important…

Many people have committed suicide doing that very thing.

That gaffe involved not taking a fair catch at about the 10 yard line, thereby allowing the ball to be downed at the one. That’s still preferable to Jones letting the ball hit the ground, bounce off his foot, and allow a Ravens fumble recovery at the three.

That’s President-Elect Moron.

But they’ve been doing it all season, so I guess we’re the last ones to get the middle finger.

Given the types of people Trump has been appointing to his Cabinet, I expect that he’s hired this guy to manage his hotels:

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You know what Hester is still good at? Catching the ball and not fumbling it. Specifically the thing that Patriots’ kick returners have not been good at this season. The Pats can’t afford to be losing the ball on special teams once the playoffs start. I see no reason why Belichick shouldn’t take a chance on him.

Even this Pats’ fan can appreciate that joke.

Cuban Pitcher Cionel Perez On Signing With The Astros: “I Feel Abused By This System”

That’s it? Given his history, I would have thought they’d give him a chance to put it in the hole.

By the way, I’d totally prefer my ashes get scattered at sea. I want a big Viking ship with a thousand oarsmen all dressed in black...

There’s only one reasonable explanation for this - we’re being Rick-Rolled.

It’s almost as if the people making the rules in the NFL have brain damage.

Tony Romo threw out his back once just trying to climb up on the roof of an SUV.

Does losing his NFL coaching job count as an NFL loss?

Secret: the ShamWow is a rat.

Look at how Radko’s head snaps back after the contact. Oleksiak must have been rock hard.

The band should have expected to be punished after breaking one of Stanford’s Cardinal rules.

The charge is a Class B misdemeanor, punishable by fine or up to six months in jail.