Seriously. In the last game against the Celtics, Durant took a pass at the top of the key and took at least four steps before awkwardly putting the ball on the floor and sinking a jump shot. No call.

...the winger scored on a two-on-one breakaway...

Now we know what Lindsey Vonn would hear when Tiger Woods was about to come.

I’m thinking more this:

Or get him tickets for a showing of Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theatre.

Pence is the perfect poison pill.

Pay attention to him: he’s going to be the guy pulling the strings.

I wish someone would come up with shithead conversion therapy that could turn people like Pence into normal, caring people. Because unlike being homosexual, being a shithead is a choice.

How long will it be until the NFL starts downplaying concussions by promoting this PBA medication?

Bills’ fans go for butt:

What is their assessment of the impacts to health of the ingestion of iocane?

Not as long as you think, considering where Roger likes to eat:

Wait, there’s such a thing as a fair NFL trial?

Those are two statistics. Verlander also gave up 25 more walks, faced slightly easier batters, and pitched in more pitcher-friendly parks than Porcello. Also, if you look at my later comment, you’ll see that I thought Kluber might have been a bit better than Porcello.

When Greg Oden is feeling himself, he probably sprains his knee or twists an ankle.

Being a Knicks’ fan must be redrum.

Kristaps Porzingis confidence level: high-fiving fans while a play is still live.

I think it’s hard to support Verlander not only because of his W-L record, but also because his team didn’t make the playoffs. In theory, those things shouldn’t matter that much, but they do to voters. Porcello was consistently good all year long, and anchored the Sox staff in the way Price was supposed to, so he was…

Carrie Fisher should never have gone Solo.

Old Man Parker, former Baylor football player: