Clearly, Dekker is a big fan of Disney’s High School Musical:

Here’s a picture of the Baylor University regents:

...the Cleveland Indians, who will be running out a light fixture and Andrew Miller against the Cubs’ Jake Arrieta and Aroldis Chapman.

Same reason there aren’t cameras in every stadium dedicated to out of bounds, endzone and similar views for replay purposes.

+1 nuke

I’m disturbed by the revelation that Drew actually researches his takes, given how so many of them relate to pooping.

If some girl is like “Ewwwwww! Tammy’s new boyfriend went poopy! PARTY FOUL!”, fuck ‘em.

I got that security pass earlier this year, and it’s worth the $85 fee just to feel like a god when you bypass the plebian security line for the festival of khakis parading through the scanner with their shoes still on.

I would worship those aliens like Christ himself. I’d get down on my knees and grovel at their feet...

While I appreciate his support, someone should really tell Pence that Pedro Martinez was already voted into the Hall of Fame.

He should have known better than to try to sing an ABBA song.

That is the facial expression of every Brexit supporter upon finding out that the vote was binding and not just advisory.

Tebow’s sure on a slippery slope. First he’s hitting, now he’s trying to steal. Before long, he’s going to be murdering the ball.

That’s because when Jesus was looking for the steal sign, he got crossed up.

Here’s his tryout:

It should be noted that Alshon Jeffery came in last place with his David Tyree Halloween costume.

In the quantum realm, HBO shows both are and are not real.

HamNo, you’d be singing a different tune if a character on Westworld was shown eating Chobani yogurt instead of Fage.

“I buried Pa.”