It will only be hard for someone who doesn’t own one. If you can’t find the door handles to your own car, then you are probably in no condition to drive.

If you’re planning to use the vehicle for off-roading purposes with off-road tires, I don’t recommend flat towing. You’ll wear through those tires in no time on the highway.

Wow, even by Kinja standards, you have to be the least fun person to have at any social gathering. So, well done.

What’s worse is that there’s probably a perfectly lovely girl he knows who’d put up with his shit and love him, except he thinks he can do better.

I was starting to feel like the guy in that new Beatles movie, where I was somehow the only person who remembers Walter Payton.

Yeah, lifetime bears fan here and huge Walter fan, though I only got to see him in the last couple of seasons (I was almost 8 when they won the super bowl in 86) and Barry was my favorite running back to watch when he wasn’t Playing the bears.  When he faced us, I always expected him to pop off for 200 yards!

I’ve had this and its good.

Wouldn’t shock me if O’Brien would have him make a punt just to use that tender.

“You better count the money

What did Jeremiah ever do to you?

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Sounds like something I could see Trump saying in the future.

I have a feeling that the entire company is made up solely of rogue employees.

Because Russian mob money laundering, that’s why.

I mean.......an entire article based on sheer laziness is sort of embarrassing, and just stupid, regardless of how old you are.  

We are the same age.

I say this as a Millennial (albeit one of the older Millennials who watched this movie as part of a class in high school for some reason), but this post and comments section is Millennial as fuck.

Coming soon, the latest car from SCUDERIA CAMERON GLICKENHAUS:

Wait, is there actually someone who didn’t  know this?  I mean, the guy looks EXACTLY like freaking Robert Redford . . .

Bless your heart.