This is a good take

I thought kidneys went with BMW, not Mercedes. 

Imagine you are buying something on an e-commerce site, and in order to get to your shopping cart to complete your order, you are presented with multiple intervening pages of upsell content, each of which take up to a minute to render, another minute for the “no-thanks” button (or microscopic link shown in a shade of…

Marianne Williamsonoma

In a move no one saw coming, the Washington Redskins sign Durant to play Quarterback.

I’d drive a Dagger.

I like Dave Barry’s hypothetical massive SUV, the Subdivision.

I’m only worried that a car called Polarity would get a lot of negative coverage. On that, I’m positive

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

El Camin-ohm. Resist the ordinary.

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Is it too late for me to copyright “Bayou Baller Brand?”

Could you be more specific?

Both the powder and fresh have their place and it’s dumb to argue otherwise (you YOURSELF prove this point with your cucumber recipe, der).

But can I also just say- we recently started getting the Bon Appetit magazine at my partner’s request because he likes their YouTube stuff and boy, does it suck so hard. Every…

1,000 lumens.

I clicked this because I thought it was an article shitting on caramel.

Oh, damn. I misread that title, but if this town has such strong feelings about ice cream they’d probably be real asshats about caramel too.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.