Which keyboard is that? I use Swype and that doesn’t work, although it’s trivial to bring up the arrow keys quickly.

The NFLPA took a knee. Victory formation.

This is Arnie Knepper in the sprint car my dad wrenched on in the Sixties. I have sat in this particular car.

All four of these guys raced in the Indianapolis 500 a few times...

The original Char-Grill is three blocks from my house and it’s great. I like just about any smashed burger joint. Culver’s has cheese curds and I love the shakes at Steak n Shake.

Nobody but white guys over sixty give a shit and nobody else cares what they think.

No kidding! Ever hear of Mario Andretti or AJ Foyt or any Bettenhausen or the Unsers or... (sorry, tired of typing)

I dream of Portillo’s. Former Chicagoan, now in Raleigh. At least there’s a Potbelly and Culver's within fifteen minutes. And a Steak n Shake opening next month.

If he would be able to turn to the right, he would have seen it coming.

Or how Mickey’s Malt Liquor made drinking smart.

Since it's American Legion week, I think they were hoping the Mets would just get one more run so they could go home.

So if I square to bunt, then pull the bat back and hit a screaming line drive barely foul, I’m out because no matter what happens after I square, it’s still a bunt? I don't think so.

I kinda felt weird when I was pulling for the Iranian team when Kabaddi was on The Ocho (they were exciting to watch!) and after reading this, I now feel... better?

Racy McRacistface

I tried multiple times as a kid and as an adult. I am not buoyant at all. I can sit on the bottom of a pool. I just avoid all situations that may involve the need to swim and I’m perfectly fine with that.

Any adult that can’t swim that doesn’t wear a PFD on a boat is an idiot. Any adult that can swim that doesn’t wear a PFD on a boat is only slightly less of an idiot.

Just eliminate the regular season and make it all tournament. Problem solved. Well, other than that month it takes to fill out your bracket. 

I use orientation lock, but my camera app is smart enough to override it.

I hope you rip your oil pan open on a median.

This.