In the American South (at least the part I moved to) they call it a toboggan. I shit you not.

As a Bears fan who was in my early twenties during the Walter Payton era, I have to say that I was PISSED that Detroit ruined Barry Sanders so bad that he didn’t get the opportunity to break Walter’s record.

The best rally cat in baseball.

Too bad the muscle heads at Cal couldn’t have asked the brainiacs over at Berkeley to check their math before getting into this situation.

The whole castle dwellers with British accents is dumb. Until the beginning of the 19th century, the English spoke more similarly to the American dialect and only moved towards the current Received Pronunciation around that time. Shakespeare did not speak with the current British accent.

I have a Toyota Pickup (best model name ever) with a 22R and 227k miles. The only “problem” is that I need to replace the valve cover gasket. I love that truck.

FYI, there is no such place as Raleigh-Durham. They are completely different cities. The proposed stadium would be in downtown Raleigh.

Wait, Under Armour is a real company? I thought it was a sub-brand under New Balance so they could branch out from grandpa shoes into dad shoes. Huh.

Ack Pffffft!

Put the Bag in the Hole, and Shake it All Up

I thought he recently got drafted by the Lakers?!?

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, Do the Fandango!

Explosive in their trajectory to make history.

I like the old school mirror that I can adjust to reflect those brights right back at them. I use my side mirrors fast more when driving anyway.

That stuff is just leftover crust dough. Thanks for paying for our scraps though!

Yes! My eighth grade trip was also to Milwaukee and we toured the Pabst brewery. I don’t remember the nuns drinking beer, but it’s likely.

Conway Twitter maybe.

Here’s hoping your wife becomes less of an asshole.

(Right) Wing Commander