I mean, The Legend of Korra was pretty good.

…or, The Modern Prometheus.

So is Steve Harvey like a real-life Buster Friendly?

I am aware, I'm just still upset the Middleman got cancelled.

Hey Freeform, you know, there's no reason one of the comic book shows you're making couldn't have a minority protagonist. Say, maybe you could greenlight a superhero show where the main character is Latina, played by, just spitballing here, Natalie Morales? Maybe get some of the guys from Lost to write and direct,…

ON A COLD WINTER MORNING

Note that The Rock is a Republican, so if he ran in 2020 he'd be running as a primary challenger to Donald Trump. There is a very real chance that The National Review could endorse Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a political election.

That is indeed odd, since most commenters on the AV Club are at best only vaguely aware of The Simpsons.

The dome over Springfield was EPA commander Russ Cargill's doing, not the president's. I'm not even sure the EPA is going to exist in two years.

The song doesn't sync up with the video. How do you even fuck that up?

I don't think there was ever a moment people gave a shit about Dragonforce.

Wait, shit— was that Tatiana talking to Evgheniya?

That's not unrealistic— I knew plenty of people in high school who were completely oblvivious to their surroundings and were somehow complete math whizzes.

How did you find out about my Ginuwine/Living in a Box cover band?

So if you put all of Seal's eponymous albums together, do you get

Women of color? Pfeh. Now, Jordan Klepner— that guy's a comedy genius!

I'm still using the Sansa Fuze I bought in 2009.

Okay, this puts my stupid Taken-oko joke to shame.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be…

There's a handful of really good vaporwave artists. I just wish they weren't tied to one of the stupidest fucking genres ever.