my hair grew itself bangs that covered half my face listening to this song

Not sure anything can beat Lipton’s onion soup mix and sour cream for a guilty pleasure. Another one I use for homemade sweet potato chips is a sweet-spicy curry powder blend with mayonnaise. Also Yuzo Kosho dressing with mayonnaise for tempura seafood or vegetables. Fried jalapeno corn fritters with tajin and…

Hi, I wrote something in the hope that pop culture writers and fans of the MCU would understand some things about Sam Wilson’s background, because I think most audiences don’t realize that Sam Wilson is a special forces soldier (using common civilian language).

When Sam Wilson said he was in the 58th Pararescue, I…

Mythic Quest was a moderately funny work comedy, for the most part, except for when it absolutely knocked it out of the park with its out-of-nowhere midseason swerve episode “Dark Quiet Death”. That one episode absolutely made the whole series worth it.

FWIW, Younger is kind of a great pandemic watch, in the manner of Bridgerton. Great clothes, low stakes, lots of quirky secondary characters, lots of pretty people to look at, though fo course somewhat insubstantial. It’s Darren Starr so it’s too white to actually be NYC, but outside of that, it’s a middling show that…

I fucking loved Selfie, but all anybody really saw of it was the name and the ill-advised gross-out gag from the pilot.

First one she was really young. Second one was a shomance that she convinced herself for a short time was real until she realized the guy wanted her to move to Minnesota. Kanye was for her ego and babies and Wyoming is the new hot celebrity spot. She probably also loved him and thought she could make it work.

Any one of us could probably be “one of the most beautiful women in the world” if we had all the work done on us that she’s had.  I feel pretty confident about that.

Best of luck to the Kardashian-West clan, and I mean that sincerely. I grew up with a bipolar dad who I love very much but who was an incredibly volatile and frightening presence in my life for a good chunk of my childhood, so I have a ton of empathy for people navigating the mine field of how to treat their suffering…

Someone from Boston being racist is not news.

I’m excited for this, I know they are all white ladies, but still nice to see 3 older women in Hollywood lead this. 

Looks like another Dianne Wiest infection!

ACCEPT YOUR FATE!

Pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious. You fuckers all hate it because pop culture tells you to hate it.

That kidney joke was the kind of thing I would either shrug off or laugh about if it referenced my health, because that’s just how I am. Gomez may not have that kind of sense of humor. It’s not a failing on her part, but just a difference between two individuals. I also don’t have an underlying condition that can’t…

I don’t really understand why that’s a stupid technical. It required multiple skills (making a sable biscuit, making marshmallow to the correct thickness, making a ganache, piping, chocolate-coating, and working with a fiddly, patisserie-sized dessert). Just because they’re basing it on a mass-market candy doesn’t…

Eh, you get slapstick childishness with Noel, but you got increasingly unsuble and groanworthy puns and innuendo with Mel and Sue. I think the low point for them was something like “you should be popping Mary’s cherry...tartlet into the oven around now.”

Not a fan of Noel or Matt, at least on this show. They seem to think it’s a comedy special. I was watching one of the earlier seasons recently with Mel and Sue and the show was never this silly. The spoon? Ugh.

Stink. Stank. Stunk.

In true American fashion, we have the Hot Pocket.