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Holy shit for real? I’ve only ever known it as ding dong ditch.

It’s really not funny anymore. I can’t imagine anyone else saying this and being in the race the next day. Can you imagine if Obama had said it?

Worked for Dick Cheney.

What, is Putin giving him campaign tips or something? This is crazed dictator talk.

WAIT I know this one! 1a doesn’t have under seat storage for the dog. She (or someone)should have booked her in a seat she can stow the dog under.

Plus, she screamed it at a crowd in Nashville.

Not so much, no. But Madonna’s American.

Calling your kids dad a cunt in a very public forum is a great way to make sure your kid can't stand you.

at all, that rear end is ridiculous.

http://www.theonion.com/article/cia-re…

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

okay, maybe Aunt Viv is salty, but:

maybe he got the off-brand Lasik

Instead of weeping liquid tears, which requires replenishment of the body’s water supply, he simply lets out a constant stream of hot air and whines. It’s far more efficient.

given the amount of surgery the guy has had, it’s entirely possible/probable his tear ducts just don’t work

Donald Trump doesn’t experience sadness, he’s just a carrier.

The rider is a class-A twat. That old dude was not with it at all. He obviously didn’t understand what was going on with himself or his car. So rather than take action to perhaps save: (a) the guy’s car; (b) the guy; or (c) someone around the guy when the engine seizes up, he just meanders around like some sort of…

I loved Aidan, but he was clearly way too good for Carrie! She treated him like crap most of the time and they had literally zero in common. That episode when they visit his adorable cabin in the country where she walks around with her fricken designer high heels in the mud and screeches like a banshee over a…

Big was inaccessible to her and in real life the inaccessible guy you try and hold onto never changes for you. He might change for the next girl, but he never goes from being noncommittal and out of reach to suddenly wanting to get married. If the show was supposed to be about female empowerment, Carried was supposed…