And the guys who say “be honest” say it because the only way they can get a woman’s number is by making them uncomfortable and wearing them down.

Before a bunch of dudes jump on here and say, “BUT YOU SHOULD JUST BE HONEST WITH THE GUY!” A lot of the times we can’t, because every single one of us has some story of rejecting a guy and getting yelled at or worse.

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

She still sounds like a teenager singing about boys.

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

I thought he was lacking principles, not testicles.

“My statements were taken out of context...”

Megyn Kelly asked Matt Lauer, “Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar...?”

I think middle-aged men see Trump as the living personification of their own stupider moments, which they don’t want to be held accountable for, so they defend him as a pre-emptive move to excuse their own behavior.

He’s a sick fuck who gets off on the refusal, the challenge, the fear.

Anyone have a deodorant suggestion? Please help. Keep in mind due to my anxiety disorder I smell like a pizza pigeon that died inside an onion that was later sliced open by a mortician.

Donna Karen is just mad because guess who won’t buy her clothes? Young, fashionable women that like to show off their bodies. The only people who buy her stuff nowadays are dowdy rich old women who hate everything, including color.

Wow. That’s disgusting. Thankfully other designers make beautiful wrap dresses so I don’t have to worry about giving up a favorite designer.

OMG, I saw this everywhere last night when I was playing on my phone but I had no idea who it was and thought people were just making fun of the dumb white girl. What is her problem?

It’s absurd that she’s considered a top model in the industry. I wouldn’t mind as much if she had some personality or presence but... she’s just another dead eyed, puffy face.

Between this, her Cabbage Patch-faced sister and the token ethnic from that boy band talking about how they’re “gender fluid” because they wear each other’s clothes and the entire Kardashian family being one giant plastic-filled fucking minstrel show, I am all but done with Fashion™.

Becky Hadid

Sorry, hon, but you’re just not pretty enough to be that stupid and boring.

The Hadid sisters are two rich kids who trying to behave how they think non-rich people do when they’re giving interviews.