Ok, and I’ll chart the colors she wears.

Megyn Kelly nearly dodged the question by saying, “[First of all], I would never be at a sporting event.”

USNS Comfort has not been deployed because 1.) Trump does not care about Hispanics 2.) He has no idea that Seagoing Medical Treatment Facilities actually exist.  

No snark—this is absolutely horrifying. HRC is right (as ever); the military response here should be swift and overwhelming. If we have the logistical know how to invade Iraq, we sure as shit have the capacity to deploy enough troops and equipment to help 3.5 m Americans.

It comes down to sexual amorality. When you are sprung forth and cultivated in a culture of yes, you’re conditioned to believe that it’s those who say no who are in the wrong. Sexual harassment and domestic abuse fit his mold of appropriate, traditional intergender interaction.

Thanks for mentioning this.

“We’re sad that she has faced these issues to the point that she’s now decided to leave the music world.”

This explains a lot of how Edith Crawley was able to publish a magazine when she had zero experience at it.

What Mr. Carey doesn’t understand is that his sweater isn’t blue, it isn’t turquoise- it’s CERULEAN.

Has anyone followed the story of the current lawsuit against him? Regarding him being tested and knew he was positive for std’s and did not disclose this to his girlfriend. When she told him about her symptoms he told her they were normal after shaving, like she was some dumb child that he could lie to. He knew. He…

Team No One.

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

I am getting so anxious watching that. She’s already failed a standard field sobriety test.

They’re both so painfully awkward and inelegant. Kendall can barely articulate a thought and Gigi walks like this:

Naomi and Gisele were adults. Gigi and Kendall and all seem like they still live with their moms, and have to ask to borrow the car.

Lawyer Barbie hits them books, tho.

Who’s gonna flunk her?

Shout out to all the publicists who send us pitches CLEARLY meant for Jezebel Atlanta!

I cannot feel sorry for anyone who has a “beauty allowance”. No matter how small it is, it’s 100X larger than mine.

Can we stop feeling bad for her now? She would never in a bazillion years be invited to anything fashion week related if she wasn’t the president’s daughter and she is 100% exploiting that.