I have to disagree. I think she seems like she’s making her best effort at mimicking an emotion, but she’s really unaware of what an emotion actually IS.

Is this the part where he purposefully “puts” hickeys all over her chest area so she can no longer wear bikinis to the beach? As a “punishment” for going topless for like, five minutes? How romantic, you guys. Let’s all swoon together!

after watching that, I don’t feel bad for any of them. fuck ‘em.

“Also I find that vlogger so annoying. How can you be that chirpy and utterly vacuous?”

Watching this video makes me wish a giant seething vortex would open and suck every single person who paid for this festival into it, never to be seen again. The world would be a better place. How painful. What a crapload of self-entitled, pissant, miserable, horrible, disgusting little shitbags.

You want to light them on FYRE.

Re: The cheese sandwich and undressed salad - I am convinced that that is not actually a salad, but dressing for the sandwich. Maybe the festival goers were supposed to kill the swimming pigs with their bare hands and make their own BLTs.

Wow. I thought I couldn’t have less empathy for the characters in this tale of rich people woe. Then, I watched this video.

I just took a whiff and the schadenfreude is still fresh.

Watched until 1:38 and I want to light all of them on fire.

I’ve been watching the videos on YouTube...they’re kind of mesmerizing and they’re all getting roasted for going in the first place.

It’s spelled “wrok.” You’ll never become a Fyre Starter if you don’t know that.

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

“Fyre Starters” LOL forever.

And then Michele Lamy said “Hold my drink, Rick. I’m going to show these kids how to do avant-garde.”

Now, the lady behind her in the purple vagina dress, on the other hand...

isn’t it always?

I agree. Anna’s outfit is a total snoozefest.

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

So tired of all the white and beige and pale and sheer. I would not want to stroll around in a human manifestation of my mother’s home decor all night.