Yup. I know it makes me old, but every shred of clothing in this article is completely ridiculous, ugly, and unflattering.

But it’s funny because I always associate Coachella with the time I went a decade ago, being hot, shitty and full of gross people. Likewise, Burning Man started with some bullshit about there being “no money.”
Then these people fly in, spend shit tons of cash on zany outfits and then do everything in their power to…

They all look like idiots.

Look, I like Spicer about as much as the next person on this site but at least he read to the kids. In the past it would have been the President and the First Lady to do the honors. Trump couldn’t even be bothered. So, I know that’s a pretty low bar but this is the Trump’s administration. Not being a hat tossing…

Wow, I wonder how many unpaid interns toiled under pain of death so “Melania” could “pull this off?”

“Oh yeah, Steve is just your typical guy, forgets to take out the trash, leaves his shoes on in the house, shoots the elderly who are coming home from Easter dinner, doesn’t sort out the recycling, but at the end of the day he’s a real sweetheart.”

I hate to break it to her, but Steve really is not a nice guy.

I don’t trust Phil. I won’t be surprised if, at the end of this interview, he states something like “well she does have some interesting points...”

“What did you do today honey?”

“Oh, I investigated a baby. For terrorism.”

I’d like to know how much money was spent on time and resources to pull off that genius move.

Wait, someone was paying the protesters? I didn’t get a time sheet yesterday!

It’s almost like winning an election doesn’t result in complete and total obedience and adoration. I can see how that would be confusing.

Plastic surgery 

She and her mother have dramatized the fuck out of this situation, and now she’ll punish any media person who asks about a stupid commercial on TV? Does this not end, or will she forever act like an innocent, wounded baby doe? Over work she chose to do and got paid for?

Seriously. I hope every media outlet there calls the bluff. Let’s see them bites the hand that feeds them.

-Kendall “will be immediately pulled from the interview and the outlet will forever be persona non grata.”

“We need to do here what they did in Germany.” “What!?!?!” “I meant the educating kids about the nation’s horrible past part, not the, um, concentration camp part”.

Go start a blog

This will never not be relevant.

rudely described as a “pensioner,”

General comment to anyone whining about the DNC decisions here: