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LOL - no - just imagining Joe with a thing for giraffes... he just keeps getting better!

I totally read that as " he gets so much shit for giraffes..." and got an unexpected tingle.

I'm sure I'd give this a star if I had any idea what the first line means :)

Thanks Alan - I'm sure I'll find this very useful. With taskbar transparency enabled, this is a good "peripheral vision" cue to get up and stretch your legs. And as a freelancer who often forgets to log time on different tasks, it may even save me money!

You can just see them threatening the sanctity of marriage, can't you?

Nice to see Lifehacker balancing out the many articles on how to pick locks.

Gloss-ter-sheer! Now try Leicester and Towcester.

Oh COME ON America - WTF has happened to common sense?

And.....26August 2014 - we have a diverted flight and two arrests! http://gawker.com/flight-diverte…

One order of deep fried fat...plus a salad please.

Commenting only to say how much I admire the precise timing of the weekend posts - allows me to check every hour on the hour and avoid wasting time! Productivity Lifehack!

Brava and I hope this goes well. I just really, really don't get the issue here. In the UK, its pretty routine to find sizes up to 22 in most styles and in most shops (maybe not the ultra-fashion trendy) and they look perfectly normal. Admittedly, my experience here is with plus-size friends, but it's always…

My cfull omment is in the grey - but I mentioned there that Mariska Hargitay's Joyful Heart Foundation is lobbying for federal funding to clear the backlog. http://www.endthebacklog.org/take-action/ad…

This is unconscionable. My TV wife Mariska Hargitay's Joyful Heart Foundation is actively pushing for federal funding to get rape kits tested. Funding is included in a yet-to-be-approved bill. Write to your senators! Get involved peeps! More info: http://www.endthebacklog.org/take-action/ad… ....and donate at: https:/…

No re-runs of Law and Order: SVU for me tonight.

I had a friend who had curtains *AND* bars on her windows and left her windows open in the summer. She woke up one morning to find the curtain pulled back and him staring at her.

I'd be interested in the statistics on this - I'd bet that peepers often progress onto much worse and this is actually a gateway activity.

I had a ground floor apartment with a bunch of bushes outside the bedroom window. I suspected a peeping tom and propped up a small webcam and a small notice saying "smile you perverse bastard" etc that would only be visible to someone close to the window. After he was caught, the apartment management told me he…

What about a situation where you have a 403b and 401a (let's say $100K each as an example) from previous employers and a current contributing IRA ($250K)? Should I combine them? They are with the same company (but not the same funds) and have all performed approximately the same in the last 10 years. I'm reluctant to…