Thank god I read the other comments - I thought you meant David Attenborough and I would have *lost* *it*.

+ 2 for shenanigans and tomfoolery in a single sentence :)

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Not intended as a slight - they just look incredibly uncomfortable to me!

Is it just me, or did anyone else immediately imagine the amount of shit that could be unleashed by 1000 white doves and 57 corgis?.

Deformed feet? (says the lesbian in sensible flats)

$ and dollar are redundant (grammar nerd). Imma let it go cos I'm really enjoying ya weekend posts, Mark.

The dissonance between the reality of the pictures and Hefner's viewpoint says it all.

LOl - thanks for starting my day off with a chuckle - actually my SO read my comment and was a tad offended :)

This seems entirely normal to me. This woman was a torturer, not a mother. I hope the writer can now obtain some peace.

Thanks - only asked to suggest for my SO.

First tingly sign of a cold sore - dab rubbing alcohol (or stronger if you have it) every 30 minutes or so. Need to dry that sucker out before it blossoms.

Anyone have any remedies for gallbladder attacks? Trying to avoid surgery and right now the only thing that makes them manageable is opiate painkillers. I've tried apple cider vinegar/apple juice/various green veg broths. Also - they are sporadic, *not* associated with fatty meals, and can happen any time of day/night.

I get migraines and - honestly - if my SO made the moves on me I'd use my last bit of strength to shove her off. Not to mention that the effort makes you feel you'll either vomit or have a stroke.

And how does your bed-mate feel about his/her nightly dose of menthol?

So why did he run?

Seconded. For sheer versatility this is hands-down the best I've tried.

Because I don't own a TV?

"One of the most frustrating aspects of Netflix's instant streaming library is how often it changes." Let me fix that for you: "One of the most frustrating aspects of Netflix's instant streaming library is how INFREQUENTLY it changes." There.