I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Please give him recommendations with really simple instructions.

I completely agree. We belong nowhere! Too old for the bonnaroos and cochellas, too young for hippie bluegrass nudist revival festivals.

Omg PREACH!

Heheh.. it is the Allman Brothers... last name, Allman.

If only the IRS would accept some sort of electronically filed returns, I bet it would be a real hit with young folks.

All the festive fashions I see just look miserable! When I see them in store I think “that’s kind of cute.” When I think about wearing lace booty shorts and gladiator sandles while I walk 10-12 miles and stand in the scorching Atlanta sun for 8 hours I think “why!!!!??!!!!” I’ll be wearing sensible shoes and…

All the while there’s actually huge problems with opiate pain killers and friggen heroin, yep:(

Honestly, I doubt it will be long until recreational is legalized here in PA. It will generate so many tax dollars that the shitty legislature can skim that there’s no way they’ll want to miss out.

For people not from PA: this has been a hilariously longtime coming, with one politician holding it up for forever. He’s cried in public about just how awful weed is.

Apparently. Paula’s clothes supposedly cover that too. Whatever it is...

That back flap looks like a lot of trouble to wrangle. But Paula Deen’s customers probably never use public restrooms anyway, because of all the rapists in dresses.

people always seem to be asking, ‘Paula, where did you get that outfit?’

That is an absurd garment.

This is a Paula Deen EVINE top, and as you can clearly see, it is not covering the model’s crotch. She lies!

Paula. What? I have discovered leggings as pants a few days a week, and I like to make sure a shirt/tunic covers my ass, but I don’t know man. It’s just an odd thing to say in an interview, front privates. It makes me cringe from my vagina outward.

But if my clothes are covering my front privates, how will people know I’m wearing crotchless panties? #conundrum

I feel like covering the wearer’s private areas is like, one of the most basic requirements one could expect from clothing.