Eh, no argument about the colonialism. Not even going to touch how ill-advised the restaurant theme is.

Blanket I'm disappointed that you would want Ted Cruz to shit on you.

Sexiest man on the planet. Honestly.

I’d fuck him even if he had the Ebola virus.

I’m either as tall or slightly taller than he is so I would take them away. Then I would make him beg for Cheetos. Then I would make him eat them with his hands and proudly wear the dust on my bod.

Oscar Isaac could sit on my face after a two hour workout in 120 degree weather. Next question.

Based on the facial hair, I can say that this was during the filming of “Show Me a Hero”. I would be embarrassed that I know that if I didn’t want to sit on his fa-*signal drops*

I would channel the reaction of a 1960s teenage girl seeing the Beatles and would start screaming and ugly crying simultaneously. Or pass out. Yeah, I’d probably actual faint.

True story: Many years ago I went on a date with a guy at a crab shack. After he tried to finger bang me in the back of a Ford Escort. The residual Old Bay seasoning almost killed by vagina.

Anybody else think Oscar would make a terrific replacement for Sacha Baron Cohen in the Freddie Mercury biopic? While I wholeheartedly agree with Sacha on the reasons why he left the project, I think Oscar has the chops to play that role. AND THE MAN CAN SING.

If anyone says no they’re a robot.

If he was mine, he’d totally be allowed to cheat because his goodness has to be shared. In fact, I would demand that he do his Christian duty and share that ass with the world.

It'd be a hate fuck for sure, but the man is fine. Now if he endorsed Cruz, he would be off the table.

Talk gender fluidity and artificial intelligence to me, Oscar.

I would literally throw him down in the counter right there, I seriously doubt there is a situation where I would not bang oscar issac.

Not sure anything could make me not want to sleep with Oscar Isaac.

He could endorse Trump and I'd still hit that.

Chopsticks! I usually eat Cheetos with a fork but chopsticks are a much better idea.

JE how is that even a question??

yep, my oscar isaac thirst is undying