Part of what makes him so unbearably hot for me is his petiteness.

All of my thirsty, creepy comments aside: it kind of amazes me how hot he is on film but how apparently normal (but still hot of course) he looks in normal pictures. Like, he doesn’t even look like the same guy who was in Ex Machina, e.g. Anyway, back to being a creep xoxo

My thirst for Oscar is so acute I’m almost ashamed. I would not be able to play it cool if I met him IRL. I’d have to walk away bc I respect that he is a real person and I wouldn’t want to creep him out by ugly crying or humping his leg. No pornstache, strange culinary habits, or viral infection can quench this…

Nothing wrong with a little kink. (Literally he could have a scat fetish and I’d probably seriously consider accommodating it’s THAT BAD. But, only CONSIDER. Probably.)

*starts weeping*

Right?

I’m not exaggerating when I say that I would divorce my husband for Oscar Isaac. I have it that bad for him. What a fucking BABE.

So, Y. A very big Y in the most creepiest of ways.

The trolls are lazy today. Good thing I love dismissing dumb comments!

Further proof that the kinds of people who like Fox News and trump are those people who think they’re smarter than they are and comment with intentionally antagonistic quips on Facebook posts to, like, “piss off the feminists” or whatever. I hope Fox and the GOP are enjoying the stinking bed of maggoty shit they’ve…

Some people have all the luck. They get to be attractive, tall, Presidents and First Ladies, and have beautiful and intelligent children. Sigh.

The colors are good. The bead pattern, not so much. The beads are so heavy I feel like they should have been either more subtle (just around the waist or something) or just owned it and been the main feature of the dress. The current mid-level beadage that kind of looks like lederhosen isn’t doing it for me.

Trudeau and Obama standing together and holding a baby made me weep at what a gorgeous couple they’d be.

I feel proud of the fact that transitioning didn’t make me think Caitlyn is any less of a piece of shit than she was pre-transition. She doesn’t care about people who aren’t exactly like her or the people she knows, who by and large are extremely wealthy and privileged. Fuck her.

The dog that just killed a human is so cute though! Look at how sad he is...

Sometimes I do this to my dog just to be goofy. He kind of side eyes me and then starts napping or whatever.

Usually I ignore or dismiss humorless replies that miss the point but holy wow you missed it bad enough I just wanted to acknowledge that.

I have two family members who had life-saving complete hysterectomies in te years before there were other options. Decades, a lifetime, on hormones (once available!) and dealing with the stigma of being a woman who can’t conceive in the 50s and 70s, respectively. I hope the best for you and appreciate your strength.

I'm ostensibly a straight woman but I just wet my panties a bit over the mere description of this.

Divorce is messy. But of course, and always, #TeamPadme

Anyone who knows anything about Salman Rushdie knows he’s a sleazebag and a bad person. Many artists are. In fact, he reminds me of my ex who was a short weird looking intellectually impressive writer and narcissist. Appreciate Rushdie’s words, disregard the pitiful man behind them.